There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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