so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
He did a backflip because drugs
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