remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
