even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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