vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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