I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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