just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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