Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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