these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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