Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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