I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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