I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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