But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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