it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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