some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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