No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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