I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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