Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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