ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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