I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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