waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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