Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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