Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i will never coherently bang her
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
