But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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