He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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