Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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