we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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