mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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