So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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