We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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