Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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