Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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