Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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