I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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