yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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