butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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