Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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