do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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