I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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