I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize