all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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