I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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