Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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