So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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