Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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