what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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