Me too!
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
you never un-have a 4some
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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