I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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