i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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