If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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