you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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