she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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