HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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