Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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